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Susan’s Bookshelves: The Diver and the Lover by Jeremy Vine

Jeremy Vine’s is not a name I had, until now, associated with novels. Neither had the surprised friend who drew my attention to The Diver and the Lover (2020). She didn’t  offer any kind of verdict – just said she’d be interested to know what I thought of it. So here goes.

Salvador Dali’s famous, startling 1951 crucifixion painting, Christ of Saint John of the Cross hangs in the Kelvingrove Art Gallery amd Museum in Glasgow. American stuntman Russell Saunders modelled for it, suspended from a gantry. The painting was bought from the artist  by Dr Tom Honeyman for Glasgow for £8,200.

That is Vine’s starting point for a rather arresting historical novel full of time shifts. It’s a novel inspired by art ( a sub genre?)  like Tracey Chevalier’s Girl With a Pearl Earring or Irving Stone’s The Agony and the Ecstasy although Vine’s is a quite different approach from either of those.

Two (fictional) half-sisters, a fifteen year age gap between them are at Port Lligat in Spain where Dali is living. It is 1951. The elder, Meredith, has mental health issues, because of a tragically traumatised childhood, and you soon begin to wonder if she is involved in Vine’s framing device. The novel starts at Kelvingrove in the present where a gallery employee sees an elderly woman apparently trying to damage the painting and it ends with the outcome of that incident.

Back in 1951 Meredith, who loves art, wants to meet Dali. In their hotel is an attractive young man named Adam Bannerman whose build is similar to Russell Saunders – who is also around. Bannerman is a diver and the younger sister Ginny sees him dive naked off the cliffs one morning and it’s the beginning of something for them both although Vine keeps us wondering for a long time.

Eventually – it’s a bit drawn out – they do get into the house where Dali works and lives with Gala, who seems to be a wife cum housekeeper cum protective PA cum (probably) cover for his gay proclivities. The point is, eventually, which of the two men actually modelled for the painting? And there’s fraught political tension beneath everything that goes on because this is Franco’s Spain in which people the regime don’t like are summarily despatched by armed police. Vine builds in a lot of suspense, particularly when Bannerman is left alone in great danger in Dali’s deserted villa.

Vine is rather good at evoking the climate and ambience of Port Lligat and the descriptions of Dali’s surreal, eccentric home (swimming pool shaped like phallus and testicles) are fun and, presumably researched. It’s also an ingenious plot which made me call up images of the painting several times. And thank you, Jeremy Vine, for a satisfying ending. They’re too rare.

Next week on Susan’s Bookshelves: The Boundless Deep by Richard Holmes

Writer and Director: Joe Edgar  

Four journalists meet on a Friday evening in the office of the Boston Globe, where they work. Marianne is reading aloud her work-in-progress, at length, to her editor Gloria and her colleagues Jennifer (Sydney Crocker) and Karl (Xavier Starr). It’s effectively a critique session.

The article she’s working on is about cranberry farming in the south of Massachusetts, with allegations that, because there is no longer any money in cranberries, farmers are using it as a cover for illegally mining sand and selling it to the building industry. The play, which runs 75 minutes without interval, is initially far too wordy and dull but gradually perks up with flashbacks into Marianne’s interviews, the beginning of a relationship with one of her interviewees, discussions with her therapist and eventually her loss of impartiality. The last 15 minutes of the play, when she and Gloria have a furious row about the function of journalism, are the most arresting.

Molly Hanly is excellent as Marianne: variously troubled, determined, confused, worried and eager to please. It’s a well-nuanced take on a big role. And there’s a powerful performance from Julia Welch, who gets all the sympathetic authority of an older editor just right. She has a distinct look of conductor Marin Alsop about her and uses a similar accent, which somehow stresses that she is unequivocally in charge of this office. Then she’s fun in a much smaller role as a forthright Mom on a cranberry farm who never stops cleaning.

This play is presented on the simplest possible set (no designer credited), consisting primarily of a coat rack, two office tables and two chairs. Joe Edgar and his cast make imaginative use of the tables, which are sometimes pushed to the sides. In one scene, they become a car, driven by Hanly with Crocker and Welch pushing it round bends on cue. The tables briefly serve as a bed, too.

It’s an interesting idea for a play, touching as it does on climate change, the nature of truth and professionalism in the media, along with other contentious and topical issues. There is, however, too little action to make really satisfactory drama, and it often feels flat.

Runs until 29 November 2025

Star rating: 2.5

Fantasia Orchestra

Tom Fetherstonhaugh

Elizabeth Watts

Smith Square Hall, 23 November 2025

 

Subtitled “Birdsong,” this miscellany concert was loosely predicated on avian inspiration across several centuries. And, considering that soprano Elizabeth Watts was dep-ing for the indisposed Lucy Crowe at less than 24 hours notice, it was remarkably slick. Of course there were one or two changes to the original programme but on the whole it ran as advertised with plenty of youthful freshness from Tom Fetherstonhaugh (still only 26) and the orchestra he founded in 2016.

Messiaen was inevitably in the mix. You could hardly have a bird-themed concert without him. His The Lovebird of the Star from Harawi (1946), arranged by Harry Baker is a richly textural piece in which, performed here without voice, we could really hear and enjoy Jaymee Coonjobeeharry’s birdlike piccolo interjections over lush orchestral chords. Then, Coonjobeeharry moved to the front of the stage with his flute to duet with Watts in Handel’s “Sweet Bird”. I loved the  warm way she looked at him, smilingly. It almost convinced me that she, and we, really could hear a delightful bird.

Dove Sono from The Marriage of Figaro happens to be my favourite aria from any Mozart Opera and Watts more than did it justice. Her rendering was nuanced and full of dramatic passion and rubato and I admired her elegant attention to the decoration in the recap. She also gave us a moving and engaging account of Spring from Strauss’s Four Last Songs along with several other numbers ending, as her encore, with the crowd-pleasing A Nightingale Sang in Berkley Square with Braimah Kanneh-Mason creating the nightingale on violin. Kanneh-Mason had opened the concert with Spring from Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, decently enough performed.

Many composers have very effectively evoked the sea in their music: Mendelssohn, Debussy and Britten to name but three. This concert gave us the London premiere of Blasio Kavuma’s I am the Sea, commissioned by Fantasia for a festival earlier this year. It’s effectively a mini concerto for two violins, viola and oboe. Full of moody, mysteriousness it culminates in bird-like horn grunts and string glissandi. Whether you would spot the marine and avian references without the title and programme note is doubtful.

The longest and most substantial piece is this concert was Haydn’s Symphony No 83 which came immediately after the interval. It was an enjoyable performance in which Fettherstonhaugh leaned so pointedly on the violin “clucking” in the opening movement that the audience chuckled palpably. Of course Haydn’s mind wasn’t really on poultry coops in 1785. The symphony’s nickname “The Hen” dates from the nineteenth century but it’s fun either way and I especially admired the orchestra’s account of the gloriously classical minuet and trio which they packed full of colour.

This pleasant concert was the first of four in Fantasia Orchestra’s new residency at Smith Square Hall. Its sparky personality counterpoints nicely with the grandiose Corinthian pillars.

Writers: Thomas Vinterberg, Mogens Rukov and Bo Hr. Hansen adapted for the English stage by David Eldridge

Director: Allan Stronach

Festen, ironically subtitled and translated “the celebration”, depicts a wealthy Danish family gathering for the 60th birthday of its head, Helge. Nothing is as it seems, and there’s certainly no reason to celebrate anything.  We’re in the world of Strindberg, Ibsen and Chekhov with group dynamics, subtext and tensions bubbling. It feels like a play from a very different era, although, surprisingly, the film which David Eldridge has adapted dates from 1998.

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Joshua Picton is outstanding as Christian, the eldest of Helge’s four children. Initially urbane – although at first there’s fierce tension with his irascible younger brother Michael (Alexander Dalton) – he drops a revelatory bombshell in his birthday dinner speech, and the effect is devastating. His twin sister, Linda, has died by suicide for reasons which now become apparent.

And the later crazed, half-drunk scenes in which Picton’s character mistakes his young niece (Eloise McCreedy, who alternates with Millie Howard at other performances) for his much missed sister are as moving as they are disturbing. Meanwhile, he’s been having sex with Pia (Medea Manaz), one of his father’s staff, for some time, although she’s keener than he is. Those scenes are subtly strong, too.

Martin Shaw is pleasing as Helge as much as we come to loathe him, and there’s an enjoyable performance from David Lindley-Pilley, the deliciously camp servant who does his job efficiently while missing nothing and refusing to be put upon. And, as at every family gathering, there are the eccentric outliers: the dim, drunken uncle (Daniel Watson – nicely observed) and the grandfather with dementia (Andrew Robinson – perfect).

As always, though, the show rests on the skill of the director, and Allan Stonach is very good at deafening silence when every character is so astonished, overwhelmed or distressed that no one knows what to say – so they don’t. During, for example, the main course at dinner, nobody speaks for a while, and all you can hear is cutlery scraping on plates as the tension builds. The scenes in which the well-oiled dinner guests sing and cavort across the set in a sort of manic conga-style dance, pretending nothing is wrong, are effective too.

Angelika Michitsch’s triangular set supports the action neatly. She has a long screen (the dining room wall) across the right angle of Tower’s triangular playing space so that characters can emerge from either side or make a circuit as you might in a large country house through several rooms. Two wall cupboards are flipped over to become beds, and there’s an ingenious scene in which three couples are paralleled in three different bedrooms while all are in the same physical space.

Festen is a brave choice for a community theatre, but, as it almost always does,  Tower Theatre has risen ably to the challenge

Runs until 29 November 2025

The Reviews Hub Star Rating

3.5 stars

Danish, dark and disturbing   

I recently saw and reviewed a stage adaptation of Frankenstein which re-invented Victor Frankenstein as Victoria and seemed to omit rather a lot of detail. I wasn’t sure though because, although I’ve seen at least six stage versions over the years, it was a long time since I’d read the book. Time then, to go back and remind myself what Mary Shelley actually wrote.

First published in 1818, the novel was revised by the author in 1831 and that’s the version most of us are familiar with today. It is, though, extraordinary to think that this one-off piece of sci-fi first appeared in the same decade as all six of Jane Austen’s Regency satires which are as full of bright light as Frankenstein is of brooding darkness. It probably isn’t completely facile to see this partly as a reflection of the two authors’ different circumstances. Austen lived in modest comfort all her life. Shelley, who eloped when she was 16, traipsed uncomfortably across Europe with Percy Bysshe Shelley, in exile and debt, giving birth to child after child, most of whom died. Aged 19, she wrote her novel in Switzerland in response to a challenge from Byron who was a neighbour. One adaptation I saw used that famous rainy day conversation as a framing device.

Mary Shelley’s own framing device gives us Captain Walton on a ship trying to reach the North Pole, surrounded by ice, mystery, danger and strange light. Then his men spot a peculiar creature heading away on a sledge. It is very large, otherworldly and frightening. Have they imagined it? Shortly afterwards they rescue Victor Frankenstein, imperilled on the ice. His huskies are exhausted and so is he. Eventually Frankenstein, who had been chasing the creature on the sledge, spends a week telling his story to Walton who confides it to his sister in letters. It’s a Russian Doll narrative – like Wuthering Heights, The Woman in White or many more recent novels by writers such as Victoria Hislop.

Victor Frankenstein is fascinated by what we now call science from childhood and, remember, this novel was written at a time of new revolutionary scientific thinking. Geologists were beginning to question conventional religious dogma about creation. Electro-magnetism was gradually being better understood. There were increasingly powerful microscopes and telescopes. And prodigiously bright Shelley was very well read. Eventually her protagonist builds a body and gives it “animation”. Of course it’s irresponsible. Once the creation (variously referred to in the novel as monster, fiend or daemon) is given life it is beyond Frankenstein’s control. He tells no one what he has done – until he confides in Walton on the ship in the Arctic.

Conveniently the Creation escapes and learns language – implausibly sophisticated language –  by spying on a newly impoverished family living in an Alpine hut. When he finally confronts his creator – dramatically on a glacier – and they repair to a hut to talk , he states his terms. The “monster” wants a female companion because he has feelings and needs. If these are not met he will revert to savagery and he has already shown what he’s capable of. Well, I’ll spare you the spoilers just in case, unlikely as it is, you don’t already know this story which has been made into more films than you can shake a stick at, including Guillermo del Toro’s new 2025 version. It’s a creation (in every sense) which just goes on giving.

What struck me though, on rereading now, is that Shelley was not writing screenplay inspiration for horror movies a century and three quarters after her 1851 death. Yes, it’s a “gothic” novel and the Creation terrifies everyone who sees it. The best stage version I ever saw, by the way, presented him as a huge puppet made of thick ropes for muscles. However, Frankenstein  also poses some pretty profound, ever topical questions.

Are we responsible for the actions of our own creations – our children, for example? If so, should believers in a conventional, omnipotent God blame him for all the evil in the world? What exactly do we mean by “humanity” and “humanness”? Is it morally right to destroy what you see as evil? Is company essential to human life? It’s even worth asking if Shelley’s Creation is actually real? Could he be Victor Frankenstein’s alter ego? It’s an interpretation which would make this novel an interesting precursor to Robert Louis Sevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1886).

No wonder Frankenstein has been studied in universities all over the world, set for exams at every level and widely discussed in book clubs.

Next week on Susan’s Bookshelves: The Diver and the Lover by Jeremy Vine

REVIEW: WRAP PARTY by Harry Petty at Jack Studio Theatre 11 – 15 November 2025

Susan Elkin • 13 November 2025

‘Beautifully observed hilarity’ ★★★★

This two hander was inspired by the creators running a cramped catering caravan on a busy film set and it’s terrific fun. Half the stage (right) comprises a realistic catering kitchen in a capsule so that the actors can run in and out of it, take orders and use the “outside” space which is the rest of the stage. Designers Alfie Frost and Tash Tudor have done a good job with this.

 

And there’s a lot of beautifully observed hilarity in Harry Petty’s play. This film set is full of outlandish characters with huge egos and Ollie Hart and Harry Warren, both fine performers, play them all with a wide range of voices, the odd hat and a couple of pairs of glasses. At one point Hart does a three way conversation all by himself and it’s very funny.

Yes, we can all sympathise with their having to deal with “Clipboard Claire” who officiously guards health and safety and eventually closes their caravan because someone has put a dog poo bag in the bin. Then there is the customer so entitled she jumps the queue and asks for six ludicrously complicated drinks – a familiar stereotype. Even the elderly director who has an accident in the loo so Olly lends him a pair of trousers has a ring of truth to it. It rattles on with as much realism as romp. And the asides to audience are nicely judged.

And yet, like all good comedies, there are some serious issues underneath to give the play a bit of depth. Harry’s relationship has just broken down and he’s hurting. He and Ollie exasperate each other but the play celebrates the strength of their friendship. It’s Harry’s catering business but he really wants Ollie to work with him. And we feel the dichotomy he faces at the end – until an unexpected piece of information ends the play and we all laugh again.

This entertaining, pleasingly original show runs just over an hour and is well worth catching.

WRAP PARTY Written and directed by Harry Petty

at Jack Studio Theatre 11 – 15 November 2025

BOX OFFICE https://brockleyjack.co.uk/jackstudio-entry/wrap-party/

Cast: Ollie Hart and Harry Warren

Written and directed by Harry Petty

Contributors: Ollie Hart & Harry Warren

Set Designers: Alfie Frost & Tash Tudor

Lighting Designer: Conor Costelloe

Sound Designer: Lauren Ayton

Composer: Josh Tidd

Graphic & Digital Media Designer: Luke O’Reilly

Stills and Videography: Toby Everett & Alicia Pocock

Producers: Lucy Ellis-Keeler & Tara Jennett

Presented by You Guys Productions Ltd.

Photography: Toby Everett

Review first published by London Pub Theatres Magazine

Lightning Beneath the Waves

David Hovatter and Company

Studio, Questors Theatre

 Star rating 2.5

It’s a strong story told with muscularity. Two determined men – an engineer and a financier –  set out, against near impossible odds, to lay a cable under the Atlantic Ocean to link America with Europe. Eventually they succeed, with a bit of help from Isambard Kingdom Brunel’s Great Eastern steamship thereby, in 1866, dramatically furthering the development of modern communications.

It’s a good example of non-professional actors working together to create something vibrant and interesting. Using physical theatre, mime, dance drama and rhythmic song the all-female ensemble of eight becomes navvies, shareholders, the ocean and a lot more. There are some talented performers in this company. And it sits quite well in the traverse space of Questor Theatre’s studio. The two acts are disjointed, however. For a long time after the interval it feels as if we have arrived in a different play.

The most impressive actor is Craig Nightingale, who like Marcus Boel (fine singer) also joins the ensemble. His Cyrus Field has gravitas, enthusiasm and is pretty convincing especially in his scenes with Boel’s passionate Frederick Gisbourne. In the second act we move to Britain and meet Brunel (Jerome Joseph Kennedy) himself, complete with trademark hat which becomes a symbol in this piece. Kennedy has commanding stage presence and the clearest diction in the cast but why on earth does he speak in rhyme? And it was a mistake to ask him to sing.

This show is effectively a folk musical. Robyn Backhouse, using guitar and voice, leads a pleasing four-piece band at one end of the space. She is also credited as “sound designer” which presumably subsumes the MD role. The songs are repetitively and tunefully haunting but “folksiness” should not be used as an excuse for poor choral singing which often lacks power and is frequently out of tune.

Hovatt admits in his programme note that it’s a challenge to make technical information feel dramatic and this is a brave effort. There is is, though, still too much wordy exposition mostly delivered in short bursts by ensemble members.

Moreover, the transverse space makes for audibility problems especially as several cast members are second language English speakers with strong accents. It was fortunate that I saw a captioned performance because without that I would have missed much of the text.

And finally, this show is billed at 90 minutes including interval. In fact it runs – with completely unnecessary post-curtain call extra song – 125 minutes including interval. I am a very busy reviewer and I routinely travel all over London and beyond: QED. However, it takes me two hours to get to Ealing and usually longer to get home because it’s harder to plan the connections. Inaccurate running times (33% longer than stated in this case) are not helpful. Courtesy issue?

Writer and Director: Marc Blake  

We’re on a private island owned by a billionaire who collects world-famous art. Rising Black artist Joan has a residency set up by the collector’s agent, David. Then a museum curator arrives with an important painting to sell. The play builds up – rather as Act 2 of The Mikado does –  to the arrival of the Great Man and his American wife Vanessa. Then the painting disappears during a thunderstorm, and that’s the central mystery of what is essentially a whodunit without a murder.

For a long time, it feels like a pretty predictable comedy of manners – Joan’s forthright gor-blimey ones contrasting with everyone else’s. She gets the funniest lines, and Oyinka Yusuff delivers them with aplomb. There are, however, some unexpected plot twists in the final third. These are totally implausible in view of what has gone before, but they trigger audience gasps and chuckles.

Alan Drake is strong as the exasperated, long-suffering dealer (who turns out to be something completely different) and Jon Horrocks is convincing as the authoritarian collector accustomed to having his own way in everything – until, inevitably, the tide turns against him. Jeremy Vinogradov is pleasing as the humourless museum curator. Naomi Bowman, however, isn’t persuasive as Vanessa with her high-pitched American whine – not quite right for her Virginian provenance and is often inaudible.

The most interesting aspect of Private View is the questions it asks about the value of art. Its real value surely has nothing to do with money, as Yusuff’s character tries to assert. It is not an argument which is fully developed, and that’s a missed opportunity.

Mark Blake’s debut play has an oddly old-fashioned feel despite the mobile phones and occasional “fuck”. It runs 90 minutes and doesn’t need its interval. It should be a straight-through play.

Moreover, the scene changes are clumsy, and that effect is worsened by an unfortunate audience decision on the opening night to applaud, 1950s-style, every time characters leave the stage and there’s hesitant presumption of a scene change.

And it’s time Greenwich Theatre did something about the sight lines (a polite misnomer) from the back row of its studio theatre. The stage is virtually invisible. Many school halls are better.

Runs until 15 November 2025

The Reviews Hub Star Rating: 2

40%

Mildly amusing, clunky whodunit