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Monica Bellucci: Maria Callas “Letters and Memoirs” (Susan Elkin reviews)

Monica Bellucci: Maria Callas “Letters and Memoirs” at Her Majesty’s Theatre, London.

Star rating: two stars ★ ★ ✩ ✩ ✩

Probably the most famous opera singer of her generation, Maria Callas (1923-1977) had terrific vocal power and charisma but we don’t get much sense of that in Monica Bellucci’s account of Albin Michel’s book Lettres & mémoires.

Bellucci is a model turned actor and models don’t smile. Neither does her Callas. For over an hour she speaks slowly, carefully and with anguish while we are told the source of her words – letters to her husband, teacher, Aristotle Onassis, Grace Kelly and various friends – on a projected back screen.

It’s very static piece of theatre based on a sofa. At one point she lies on it and at another she walks round it – and that’s the sum total of the action …

Read the rest of this review at Musical Theatre Review: https://musicaltheatrereview.com/monica-bellucci-maria-callas-letters-and-memoirs-her-majestys-theatre/

Show: Payne: The Stars are Fire

Society: Arrows & Traps (professional)

Venue: Studio at New Wimbledon Theatre. 93 The Broadway, Wimbledon, London SW19 1QG

Credits: by Ross McGregor

Payne: The Stars are Fire

4 stars

Photo: Taken at The Jack Studio Theatre


A companion piece to Ross McGreggor’s Holst: The Music in the Spheres  to which I awarded five stars in February, Payne is another delight – even though I am not quite as comfortable with physics and astronomy as I am with classical music.

Cecilia Payne (Laurel Marks) was a student of Gustav Holst at St Paul’s Girls’ School. From there she went to Cambridge and from thence to work as a researcher at Harvard. She was a pioneer who broke a great deal of new ground in her field although as the play makes clear she didn’t initially always get the credit for it. Among other things she worked out that stars are made predominantly of hydrogen and helium thereby refuting three thousand years of scientific theory – as Henry Russell (Toby Wynn-Davies) acidly and patronisingly points out to her.

The play is a detailed, intelligent exposition of the routine discrimination against women a century ago and a taut account of one woman’s struggles. Marks is an outstanding actor. She gives us a lumpy, awkward woman with the distorted vowel sounds of her period and class but indefatigably focused on her work. She is very good indeed at evincing the pain and hurt she feels when her character’s work is marginalised and yet her rare smiles light up the stage.

The five other cast members are generally strong and, as before. I was totally convinced by Wynn-Davies as Holst two scenes with whom effectively frame the play. American accents are, however, a bit iffy and although amusing, Alex Stevens makes Harlow Shapley simply too excessive and irritating to be taken seriously as head of department.

Nineteen twenties music links the scenes so that we never forget where we are. Lucy Ioannou as Adelaide Ames helps with that too. At first she seems a fairly frivolous flapper and a stark contrast with Cecilia but she gradually develops into something much deeper and we begin to see her as a serious scientist – with a healthy life/work balance. There is a very beautiful physical theatre/dance scene with her at its centre to symbolise her untimely death and the reactions of her friends and colleagues.

McGreggor, as director, does imaginative things with the gauzy backcloth providied by Odin Corie’s set. Some scenes, evocatively lit, take place beyond it to suggest outdoors or something otherworldly and it acts as screen for occasional projection.

 First published by Sardines: https://www.sardinesmagazine.co.uk/review/payne-the-stars-are-fire/

Show: The Taxidermist’s Daughter

Society: Chichester Festival Theatre (professional)

Venue: Chichester Festival Theatre. Oaklands Way, Chichester PO19 6AP

Credits: Adapted for the stage by Kate Mosse. A new play based on her novel

The Taxidermist’s Daughter

2 stars

THE TAXIDERMIST’S DAUGHTER – PRODUCTION PHOTOS BY ELLIE KURTTZ


This is a weird show in every sense of the word. In the traditional sense it’s about demonic behaviour and in the modern sense it’s strangely incoherent with some very odd directorial decisions. Sinead Diskin’s gloomy, disturbing music and sound dominates everything. There’s an awful lot of angry/anguished/frightened shouting over it which gets wearisome because there isn’t enough ordinary life to balance it. It often feels overacted and overblown.

It’s 1912 and we’re mostly in Fishbourne and Chichester where Kate Mosse, who has adapted this play from her own novel of the same name, grew up. Taxidermy is fashionable and there’s a local museum dedicated to the art. Strange things happen at the church on St Mark’s Eve (24 April so it’s topical as well as local). Birds are everywhere, dead and alive, and it’s sinister. After all a play which, in an early scene, provides you with a detailed account of how to remove the eye of a dead bird with a scalpel and then eviscerate it ready for mounting is probably signalling that nasties are in the pipeline.

Graylingwell was the asylum, later psychiatric hospital, in Chichester which finally closed in 2001. I know that because I was at college in the city for three years in the 1960s when it was still fully operational but it would have taken me a long time to infer it from this often incomprehensible play. Perhaps the local audience is simply expected to know.

Two women have escaped from Graylingwell and various characters are very worried about what they might now do. It’s a convoluted plot but Cassie Pine (Pearl Chanda) incarcerated for ten years, has every reason to be bitterly, determinedly vengeful which is why the local “establishment” men are worried. Before the show I met and was chatting to a colleague who asked me if, as he had, I had read the book. I hadn’t and by the interval I could see why he asked because I hadn’t got a clue what was going on – none of the scenes hang together or make sense. The story telling is a little clearer in the second half but still puzzling in places. The bright sunlight traditional happy ending, for instance, is  unconvincing and seems to belong in a different play.

Some of the acting feels laboured although Daisy Prosper pleases as the eponymous daughter who’s quietly doing the work because her father (Forbes Masson) is literally out of his mind and Akai Osei is good value as the chirpy servant Davey, although he says he’s from Portsmouth but sounds like a London barrow boy. Taheen Modak is warmly appealing as the refreshingly decent Harry Woolston and Pearl Chanda is strong in her cunning psychosis – moving from horror to everyday chat in an instant.

Andrzej Goulding’s video designs and Prema Mehta’s lighting work very well to create a grey, menacing atmosphere. The weather is dreadful through most of the play. We get magnificent rain, thunder and lightning and a terrifyingly rough sea. In many ways these are the best bits.

First published by Sardines: https://www.sardinesmagazine.co.uk/review/the-taxidermists-daughter/

Arriving recently in North Yorkshire to stay with a friend, I found myself, in her sitting room, chatting to another woman who told me that the Arts Society which she helps to run locally had enjoyed a very informed talk by Tony Faber. Topic: violins. When my ears pricked up she said he has also written a book. So sitting there, chatting over the teacups, I reached for my phone and bought Stradivarius: five violins, one cello and a genius as a digital download and I’m really glad I did.

I have played the violin on and off since I was seven and knew, almost from the beginning, that Antonio Stradivari was a famous Italian violin maker. As I grew up I learned that there were other esteemed makers in Cremona and that many of the surviving instruments are worth a lot of money. But that was about the extent of my knowledge until I immersed myself in Tony Faber’s fascinating, very readable book which was published in 2005.

Stradivari (c.1644-1737) lived a long and fruitful life – two wives and two sets of children some of whom followed their father into the trade –  which he had, of course, learned from earlier makers such as Nicola Amati. He never stopped experimenting and trying to improve the design, shape and construction of his instruments. The experts reckon he made around 1,116 stringed instruments. Of these about 960 were violins. 650 or so instruments survive today of which 450-500 are violins. The reason that the figures are approximate, as Faber’s detailed account makes clear, are because of arguments about authenticity. The waters have been much muddied in the last three centuries because of alterations and updating made by people like Jean-Baptiste Vuillaume, a nineteenth century luthier and shrewd businessman. Moreover, Stradivari was making violins and occasionally violas and cellos for Baroque use. As the music became more classical and then more romantic, needs changed and many older instruments were given, for example, longer necks and unfretted finger boards.

The backbone of Faber’s book is his tracing the history and fate of six specific instruments and he’s very good on the habits and business practices of dealers and luthiers. Then of course there are owners and players – often not the same thing. Collectors are not necessarily virtuosi.  The Davidov cello, for example, named for Russian cellist Karl Davidov (1838-1889) who played it to great acclaim, later belonged to Jacqueline du Pre whose godmother purchased it and gave it to her.  After illness forced du Pre into premature retirement from performance it was made available to Yo-Yo Ma (who couldn’t afford to buy it) for his lifetime by a benefactor. He says that whenever he plays the Elgar concerto he can feel the spirit of du Pre in the instrument.

The whole point about such instruments is that make a very special sound and no one quite understands why. Is it the varnish? Makers have been trying to crack the code for over three hundred years.

However, eventually instruments wear out and no longer sound as good. Many Strads are now in museums and unlikely to be played much, if at all. Faber hopes that one day a new maker of genius will discover and develop special techniques which, maybe, will surpass the Stradivari sound.

Next week on Susan’s Bookshelves: Island by Aldous Huxley

Show: Shrek

Society: Bromley Players

Venue: Bob Hope Theatre

Credits: Jeanine Tesori, David Lindsay-Abaire.

Shrek the Musical

3 stars

This very decent account of a show about decency makes good use of the delights of the splendid Bob Hope Theatre. Director Sarah Chapman ensures that every inch of the large stage is used (this show was originally intended for the larger Churchill Theatre Bromley, pre-Pandemic) and that the action spills engagingly onto the side steps and the gap between the pit and the front row. Steve Trill, meanwhile, and his nine piece band in said pit gives us a lot of pleasing sound.

Shrek the Musical is a celebration of otherness. One of its best lines is “Beautiful ain’t always pretty” in this piece in which the “monster” gets the princess without turning into a prince and that’s very 2022. It’s also a fine choice for an enthusiastic amateur company because it features a big cast with lots of tasty cameo roles among all those feisty fairy tale characters who form the main ensemble. No wonder there are so many productions of it about at present.

Ellie Mulhern is outstanding as Princess Fiona. She dances with verve, sings with passion and twinkles attractively as well as being believably naturalistic. Michael Flanagan finds a lot of witty physicality in the persistence of Donkey and he, too, has strong stage presence. Jamie Fillery excels as the appalling Lord Farquaad and Laura Whittingham is very successful as Dragon and Wicked Witch – what a voice!

Shrek is a difficult part to play because this ogre is meant to be quiet and self-effacing in contrast with almost everyone else on stage. Ian Chapman begins so mildly that you hardly notice him but he grows as the show goes on. By the time he gets to falling in love with Fiona we are very much on his side.

The ensemble numbers – including the post curtain “I’m a Believer” are lively and entertaining, imaginatively choreographed by William and Jenni Rye. And both the dragon and the plastic horse are very show stoppers.

A cast this size ensures an audience brimming over with supportive enthusiasm so that the atmosphere feels like a family party and that’s good to see and hear after so long. I hope, however, that someone sorts out the sound system for the rest of the run. There was a great deal of crackle and incidents of radio mics cutting out at the performance I saw.

First published by Sardines: https://www.sardinesmagazine.co.uk/review/shrek-the-musical-6/

Show: The Paradis Files

Society: West End & Fringe

Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall, Southbank Centre. Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, London SE1 8XX

Credits: Directed Jenny Sealy. Co-Produced by Graeae and Curve, Leicester.

The Paradis Files

5 stars


Maria Theresia von Paradis (1759-1824), roughly contemporary with Beethoven, was an Austrian musician. Highly acclaimed in her day as a pianist and composer, almost all her music is now lost  She was blind and, at the behest of her parents, underwent several appalling surgical attempts to restore her sight. She may have had affairs with both Mozart and Salieri – there are hints in letters.  This is the story told by Errollyn Wallen’s new one-act opera with libretto by Nicola Werenowska.

But there’s much more to it than that. This is a Graeae production so the emphasis in on the cultivation and championing of the best in deaf, disabled and neurodivergent talent. The Paradis Files is Graeae’s first opera and is the most inclusive show I’ve ever seen.

It starts with cast and band members introducing themselves or each other orally. Everything they say is signed integrally by someone on stage. They wittily describe their clothes, body size and the set.  Each band member plays a demo flourish or a couple of bars on his or her instrument before melting into the upstage band area. Conductor, Andrea Brown says a few words too. Her podium is downstage right so that both band and cast can see her – or one of the on-stand monitor screens at the side of the stage. Once the show starts there’s an over-stage screen for captions which are artistically presented in a timely font, getting larger to stress, for instance, incredulity.

A cast of six works with two performance interpreters whose presence brings another dimension. Max Marchewicz, for example, who identifies in a programme biography as “a queer, disabled, chronically ill and disabled person” signs with moving, balletic sensitivity and I loved the blue hair.  Meanwhile Chandrika Gopalakrishnan lithely makes every nuance clear, sometimes climbing inside the upstage piano which is part of the set. Both are fine actors whose reactions to what is going on help to drive the narrative forward.

Every inch an opera – there is no spoken dialogue – The Paradis Files,  exploits lots of styles. In England Paradis was known as “The Blind Enchantress” and there’s a lovely Mozartian riff on those words. And we end in Rossini-esque mode because it’s an upbeat story

Bethan Langford, who cheerfully tells the audience at the beginning “I’m visually impaired” brings warmth and depth to Paradis. Other actors lead her unobtrusively round the rather busy set and she sits at the piano stool in several scenes. Langford has a rich mezzo voice with some beautiful navy blue notes in the lower register. It blends particularly well with Maureen Braithwaite’s soprano. Braithwaite plays Paradis’s difficult, determined, troubled mother – a complex character. Ella Taylor finds lots of saucy kindness in Gerda the kind, gritty, feisty, trans maid who has an attractive soprano voice.

Wallen’s score makes a great play with the “gossips”. In any other art form we’d call them the “ensemble” with minor characters emerging from their ranks. Here they come somewhere between an operatic and a Greek chorus – commenting on the action and furthering the narrative. And, of course, this isn’t really an eighteenth century opera  so Wallen has  occasional fun with cross rhythms, jazz and rock borrowings so that sometimes the gossips dance incongruously as they sing. It’s great fun.

The Paradis Files is directed by Jenny Sealey, Graeae’s artistic director and she knows, really knows, how to create stunning theatre. This piece is stonkingly good: intelligent, funny, moving, beautifully sung and skilfully staged.

The Paradis Files opened at Curve Leciester before coming to the South Bank. It now tours until 12 May to Milton Keynes, Colchester, Hull, Perth, Cardiff and Sheffield. All details at www.graeae.org.

First published by Sardines: https://www.sardinesmagazine.co.uk/review/the-paradis-files/

The Paradis Files Queen Elizabeth Hall, Southbank Centre April 2022

Maria Theresia von Paradis (1759-1824), roughly contemporary with Beethoven, was an Austrian musician. Highly acclaimed in her day as a pianist and composer, almost all her music is now lost although most of us are familiar with her Sicilienne. She was blind and, at the behest of her parents, underwent several appalling surgical attempts to restore her sight. She may have had affairs with both Mozart and Salieri – there are hints in letters. This is the story told by Errollyn Wallen’s new opera with libretto by Nicola Werenowska.

But there’s much more to it than that. This is production from Graeae, the theatre company – now 41 years old – which cultivates and champions the best in deaf, disabled and neurodivergent talent on the UK and international stages. The Paradis Files is Graeae’s first opera and is the most inclusive show I’ve ever seen.

It starts with cast and band members introducing themselves orally and everything they say is signed integrally by someone on stage. They also wittily describe their clothes, size and the set. Each band member plays a flourish or a couple of bars on his or her instrument before disappearing upstage to the band area. Conductor, Andrea Brown says a few words too. Her podium is downstage right so that both band and cast can see her – or one of the on-stand monitor screens at the side of the stage. Once the show starts there’s an overstage screen for captions which are artistically presented in a timely font, getting larger to stress, for instance, incredulity.

The piece is scored for a cast of six who work with two performance interpreters whose presence brings another dimension. Max Marchewicz, for example, who identifies in the programme biographies as “a queer, disabled, chronically ill and disabled person” signs with moving, balletic sensitivity and I loved the blue hair. Meanwhile Chandrika Gopalakrishnan lithely makes every nuance clear, sometimes climbing inside upstage piano which is part of the set. Both are fine actors whose reactions to what is going on help to drive the narrative forward.

Every inch an opera – there is no spoken dialogue – The Paradis Files, which reference lots of other works and composers never settles to a single style but neither is it pastiche. In England Paradis was known as “The Blind Enchantress” and there’s a lovely Mozartian riff on those words. And we end in Rossini-esque mode because it’s an upbeat story

Bethan Langford, who cheerfully tells the audience at the beginning “I’m visually impaired” brings warmth and depth to Paradis. Other actors lead her unobtrusively round the rather busy set and she sits at the piano stool in several scenes. Langford has a rich mezzo voice with some beautiful navy blue notes in the lower register. It blends particularly well with Maureen Braithwaite’s soprano. Braithwaite plays Paradis’s difficult, determined, troubled mother – a complex character. Ella Taylor finds lots of saucy kindness in Gerda the maid and her soprano voice is attractive too – although this gritty maid – feisty, trans and kind – is no Susanah.

Wallen’s score makes a great play with the “gossips”. In any other art form we’d call them the “ensemble” with minor characters emerging from their ranks. Here they come somewhere between an operatic and a Greek chorus – commenting on the action and furthering the narrative. And, of course, although we’re in the 18th and early nineteenth centuries this is a 2022 piece so Wallen has a occasional fun with cross rhythms, jazz and rock borrowings so that sometimes the gossips dance incongruously as they sing. It’s great fun.

The Paradis Files is directed by Jenny Sealey, Graeae’s artistic director and she knows, really knows, how to create stunning theatre. This piece is stonkingly good: intelligent, funny, moving, beautifully sung and skilfully staged. If this website required me to provide a star rating this show would be a five.

Co-produced by Curve, Leicester and opened there before two performances at Southbank Centre, The Paradis Files now tours until 12 May to Milton Keynes, Colchester, Hull, Perth, Cardiff and Sheffield. All details at www.graeae.org.

First published by Lark Reviews: https://www.larkreviews.co.uk/?p=6791

Show: Short Memory

Society: West End & Fringe

Venue: Golden Goose Theatre. 146 Camberwell New Road, Camberwell, London SE5 0RR

Credits: By Richard Roque. Featuring a live choir performance every night!

Short Memory

3 stars

All photos: Miles Elliott:


This is a play which links choral singing, Alzheimer’s and hedge funds. So you can’t fault its originality. As someone who sang in a choral society for thirty years and nursed a spouse through Alzheimer’s I recognised and identified with the truth much of it although it’s clumsily didactic when it gets to the hedge funds. I don’t go to the theatre for lengthy lectures about share dealing.

Nancy (Janet Behan) and Adam (Peter Saracen) have been married for a long time. Their hobby and social life is the local choral society. It’s an interesting idea to have a small choir present with their accompanist. They stand, dressed in black on stage as if at a concert, and sing fragments of Messiah. It would have been easy to do this with recordings (and there’s some of that in the production too) and it’s interesting decision to do it live. They’re not always in tune or on time but that may be deliberate – they are meant to be an amateur group, after all.

Grandson Simon (James Fletcher) comes to one of their concerts and meets Jack (Dan Wolff) a tenor in the choir with whom he goes on to have a relationship. There’s a very beautiful scene in which they make love to the sound of Zadok the Priest (recorded not sung live). Meanwhile Gerald (Jonathan Hansler) rarely supports his son or parents because he’s too busy making money out of hedge funds and getting through serial marriages – until it all goes wrong.

The catalyst is Adam developing Alzheimer’s – at first losing his way in sentences but, of course, remembering every word and note of “Messiah”. Gradually he develops the all too familiar vacant look which Saracen gets very well. And I was warmly aware that Roques really does understand what Alzheimer’s involves and that’s rare. We see, for example Saracen get shaky on his feet and at one point Simon has to help him in the lavatory because there’s been an “accident” and they’re at a concert so Nancy can’t go into the gents to sort him out. Very accurately portrayed – as I know all too well.

Janet Behan gives a fine performance as a loving wife initially in denial – shouting Simon and Jack down when they try to get her to admit something is wrong. Then she morphs (the action of the play covers six years) into a stoical coper – another position I indentify with, especially when she breaks down in exhaustion and, crying, tells Simon and Jack that she can’t manage alone except that she does – determined to keep her husband at home.

Underneath all this is a plot twist involving Gerald and something his mother tells him which changes everything but no spoilers here.

It’s an enjoyable and moving play with much to admire but it should be 15 minutes shorter with all the attempts to explain the mechanics of hedge funds to Nancy cut back substantially. And why does the choir keep singing the same few bars of Worthy is the Lamb? Is it to suggest the repetitiveness of what’s happening in Adam’s head? If so it’s over subtle.

First published by Sardines: https://www.sardinesmagazine.co.uk/review/short-memory/